As I sat outside the shop

the dodgy looking woman came out and the alarm went off,

within seconds there was five or six security from different firms around her

No, it is okay she said it is just my phone.

They opened up her bag and of course, there was a bottle

security tag still on it.

They just took it out and let her go but she still wanted to argue

You can’t put your hands on me you fat cunt.

I felt like saying let her have it after all she needs it a lot more than you

As she walked past me she didn’t look at me at all

she walked up the road to her younger man and must have said no luck today

Maybe she will be luckier tomorrow.

                                                        ~ Marc Carver

                                                      Basingstoke, UK