The woman in the coffee shop asked me what I wanted.
“Oh she is doing me.” I said
“OH is she?” She smiled
“You have a dirty mind.” I said
“It’s the only thing that is dirty.” She said.
“Yea I bet you could eat your breakfast off it.” I said.
She and the woman with the young girl standing with her laughed
“Is that it.” She said
” Yea I need a sit down now.”
The woman with the small child suggested I get a cold shower.
I sat down drank with my decaf double espresso with milk and made a run for it.
~ Marc Carver
Basingstoke, UK