The woman in the coffee shop asked me what I wanted.

“Oh she is doing me.” I said

“OH is she?” She smiled

“You have a dirty mind.” I said

“It’s the only thing that is dirty.” She said.

“Yea I bet you could eat your breakfast off it.” I said.

She and the woman with the young girl standing with her laughed

“Is that it.” She said

” Yea I need a sit down now.”

The woman with the small child suggested I get a cold shower.

I sat down drank with my decaf double espresso with milk and made a run for it.

                                                           ~ Marc Carver

                                                                  Basingstoke, UK